Monday, February 9, 2009

Barbarella (1968) - Non Spanking Movie Review Monday


Barbarella opening sequence of movie, with complete strip tease


Barbarella Trailer


Barbarella meets Dildano

Internet Sites Of Interest:

Black Hole
Internet Movie Database (IMDB)
Monster Hunt
Turner Classic Movie
Wikipedia - Comics
Wikipedia - Film


After an in-flight anti-gravity striptease (masked by the film's opening titles), Barbarella (Jane Fonda), a 41st century astronaut, lands on the planet Lythion and sets out to find the evil Durand Durand in the city of Sogo, where a new sin is invented every hour. There, she encounters such objects as the Excessive Machine, a genuine sex organ on which an accomplished artist of the keyboard, in this case, Durand Durand (Milo O'Shea) himself, can drive a victim to death by pleasure, a lesbian queen who, in her dream chamber, can make her fantasies take form, and a group of ladies smoking a giant hookah which, via a poor victim struggling in its glass globe, dispenses Essence of Man.

The year is 40,000. Peacefully floating around in zero-gravity Barbarella is suddenly interrupted by a call from the President of Earth (Claude Dauphin). A young scientist, Durand Durand, is threatening the ancient universal peace and Barbarella is the chosen one to find him and save the world. During her mission, Barbarella never finds herself in a situation where it isn't possible to lose at least part of her already minimal dressing.



Barbarella is a 1968 erotic sci-fi film directed by Roger Vadim and based on the French Barbarella comics from Jean-Claude Forest. Barbarella marked a radical (and some would say unfortunate) departure for Vadim into the sphere of science-fiction and comic book fantasy. Although Barbarella is undoubtedly one of his best-known films, it is also his most flawed and atypical. Barbarella (film) (2010), is to be remade into another version of the classic 1968 film

When Virna Lisi was told to play the part of Barbarella, she terminated her contract with United Artists and returned to Italy. The film's missing scientist character famously inspired the band name of 1980s pop stars Duran Duran. The original author Jean-Claude Forest based the character of Barbarella on Brigitte Bardot, who ironically was director Roger Vadim's previous wife.

SoGo, the evil city Barbarella travels to, is a reference to Biblical cities Sodom and Gomorra. Anita PallenbergFenella Fielding. The names "Stomoxys" and "Glossina", the Great Tyrant's nieces, are actually the names of flies. Stomoxys calcitrans is the stable fly, and glossina is the African (or tsetse) fly.

Dildano's password, "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch", is the name of a real village in Wales, United Kingdom (unsurprisingly, it's the longest place name in the UK). Barbarella was the first science fiction hero from the comics to be adapted into a feature film as opposed to a serial (Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers, her male predecessors, had only appeared in serials up to this point).

The version now on video in Australia is of the Laser Disc version which has a more "nude" opening credit scene. The difference in the credits occurs when David Hemming's credit appears, from then on the floating titles reveal more of Jane Fonda than the original version and video did. The original European version had all the nudity intact on its first release.


  • Revealing mistakes: When Barbarella is flying around in her spaceship in the opening credits, in a close-up as she removes her gloves you can see her reflection in the Plexiglas in which she was lying, on to give the illusion she was floating about.
  • Revealing mistakes: When Barbarella and Pygar are being attacked by the leather guards in the labyrinth, Barbarella tells Pygar to shoot her gun. "To the right!" she calls out. Pygar, however, swivels left and shoots, hitting the guard dead on. Since Pygar is blind, he had only her instructions to go on.
  • Continuity: Right in the beginning, Barbarella is in an anti-gravity state. However, her hair is still falling down toward the ground.
  • Continuity: When Barbarella first has to go down for a crash landing, she puts her right arm up to her head. However in the next shot her left arm is up to her head.
  • Continuity: After Barbarella faints from being attacked by the "tooth dolls," several wounds on her legs and arms are visible. When she gets into the iceboat immediately after being rescued, the wounds have disappeared.
  • Continuity: When Barbarella and Dildano have sex, using the pills instead of the old fashioned animalistic way. Barbarella asks him where he got the pills for sex, only earth people are supposed to know about them. Well if every earth person knows about them, then the entire galaxy would know about them. You couldn't keep them a secret. Non earthers may or may not use them, but they would at least know about them.

- Also Known As (AKA) -

  • Barbarella - Austria/Finland/Greece/Spain/Turkey/USA
  • Barbarela - Portugal
  • Barbarella - Królowa Galaktyki - Poland
  • Barbarella, la Venus Del Espacio - Spain
  • Barbarella: Queen Of The Galaxy - USA (Promotional Title)

My Scenario:

This spanking story is about what happens after Barbarella and Dildano have met and had sex using the earth method of using pills.

Barbarella and Dildano have had sex, but not that dirty animal sex that they used to have in the pre 41st century days. Plus the rest of the universe still has to have sex the old fashioned way. But in the modern earth era, all you do is take a pill, put your right hands together, with the other person and sex is all carried out in the mind.

Well Barbarella and Dildano have just had scorching hot sex, with the use of this little pill. They both enjoyed it immensely. She smiles and blows on her hand. It's red hot. "Were did you get those pills? Only earth people know of those pills?"

Dildano is looking around all confused. His hand is still smoking from the sex her just enjoyed. "He stands up. I got them, that's all you need to know."

She stands up. "I am an agent for the earth government and I demand to know where you got them from."

He shakes his head no. "No I don't think I'll be telling you. It's been a long time since I could get any and I might run out soon and need my supplier."

He looks at Barbarella and she sees in his eyes a glint of enjoyment. Then she looks down to his pants and sees he's still got a hard on. "You animal; you." She slaps his face. "How dare you get excited looking at me like that."

He puts his hand up and rubs his face. "I'm not looking at you for sex. There's one other thing I have always done to my women, with or without those pills."

She blushes. "What are you talking about. What are you going to do to me. You're not going to have animal sex with me now."

He shakes his head no. "No my dear, I don't like having that animal sex. But what I do enjoy, is giving a well screwed young lady a good spanking."

She steps back from him. "A spanking, what's a spanking?"

"Ha. Ha. Ha." He laughs. "I love to spank a virgin ass."

He steps forward and turns her around, undoing the back of her costume. The sipper goes down to show the top of the crack in her ass. He grabs the shoulder straps and peels the costume down to her knees. "Wh, What are you doing?"

She still doesn't understand what a spanking is. As it was outlawed on earth a thousand years ago. He pulls Barbarella over to a chair and sits down. Because her costume in now down around her ankles she hobbles over. Losing her balance. She falls over his knee.

Dildano produces a ping pong paddle from the side of the chair. Crack. "OOOOOO." Crack. "OOOOOO." Crack. "OOOOOO." Crack. "OOOOOO."

Now is realizes what a spanking is. She remember reading horror stories from the 21 century about children and even women getting there bottoms beaten for being bad. "Oh, oh my no. You can't do this. I'll have you arrested for this. Earth will throw you in jail for life for spanking me like this."

He stops paddling her backside and she thinks he's relented and tries to get up. A little threat from an earth government agent will usually work wonders. But to her horror she can't get up. He's holding her firmly over his knee. "Let me up and I'll forget this whole incident and not have you sent to jail."

"This my dear is not earth, it's Lythion and on Lythion spankings are administered to disobedient children and women." He continues to spank her cherry red ass.

Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch. Stop. Stop. Oh my stop." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch. It hurts, it hurts." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch. Let me up this second." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch. Oh my, what's going on? I'm starting to get hot between my legs." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch. What's happening." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch."

He stops paddling her and lets her stand, her hands go immediately to her ass cheeks. Then gravitate around to her cunt. "Oh my I'm so hot and about to pee myself."

He takes his clothes off and walks her over to the mats on the floor. She steps out of her costume and lies down on her back. Putting a pillow under her very sore ass. He then fucks her boll legged for her first animal type sex. She screams out, not in disgust, but in agony.

"Oh my, this is the best thing that I've ever done."

Dildano screws Barbarella long into the night and she has five orgasm. Driving her into euphoria.


A.S.S. said...

Very good choice... love your scenario. Barbarella could have used a spanking almost as much as Jane Fonda... and you managed to take care of both.

Todd & Suzy

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