Friday, December 26, 2008

Cinema Friday - Dirt (2007-????)

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Elisabeth Harnois is beaten off screan by a police prison guard.












Internet Sites Of Interest:
EPW Episode World
Internet Movie Database (IMDB)
List Of Dirt Episodes
TV Squad
Wikipedia


Plot:


In the television show Dirt (2007-????), A tabloid editor (Courteney Cox) Lucy Spiller and her photographer (Ian Hart) Don Konkey, try to make their way in the world of celebrity journalism.

The show centers on the publication of the DirtNow magazine and the lives of Spiller and her long time friend Don Konkey, a paparazzo and functioning schizophrenic who is deeply loyal to her. Also included are the lives of some of the celebrities covered by the magazine, including (
Josh Stewart) Holt McLaren and (Laura Allen) Julia Mallory, a celebrity couple.

Dirty: Slutty Whore Episode: Lucy sends Don out to the L.A. County Jail to photograph a Paris Hilton-type celebrity débutante, (Elisabeth Harnois) Milan Carlton, who lands in jail after one too many drunk driving charges, and she later meets with Lucy to ask her to put a spin on her supposed 'redemption' to her brash life. Meanwhile, (Alexandra Breckenridge) Willa McPherson and (Ryan Eggold) Farber Kauffman team up to investigate the feud between washed up TV sitcom star (Tom Arnold) Jimmy Darby, and his estranged teenage daughter who plans to make a comeback. Elsewhere, Holt continues to go on with life without both (Laura Allen) Julia Mallory and Lucy.

Milan Carlton is beaten, off screen, by a police prison guard. She had been arrested for topless sunbathing and some dope was found in her handbag, she was ultimately sentence to be caned with a bamboo cane 3 times.


This is done while she is restrained to a punishment bench by her wrists. The caneing is off screen and would be on her bare back.




Information:

In the episode Dirty Slutty Whores (Season 2, Episode 2: - Original Air Date—9 March 2008), Milan Carlton (Elisabeth Harnois) is beaten off screen by a police prison guard.

Featured Music: Played During The Episodes For Dirty Slutty Whores



My Scenario: For The Flogging Of Elisabeth Harnois.

I do not watch this show so I don't know any of the characters names, except for the Elisabeth Harnois character, Milan Carlton, so her name is the only one I can name. Also when this show was producing this scene of Elisabeth Harnois running around on the beach topless, they must have taped it without the rectangular black box over her tits. That they put there for the television. Does anyone know if this gem is available anywhere?

Anyone leek it to the Internet.


Milan Carlton is lying down on the beach topless. When three police officers come up to her. "Woman what do you think you’re doing?'

Milan looks up at them. "Sun bathing of course. What do you think I'm doing?"

Two of the police officers bend down and pick her up, while a third picks up her towel. "It's immoral and illegal to go topless, you whore."

The policeman with the towel tries to cover her naked breasts up. She breaks loose and starts to rub around the beach trying to get away from them. She can't. The towel is put over her and she is carted off to the police station.

Once at the police station drugs are found in her purse. Being in a middle eastern country where you have no rights, her trial and sentencing to a beating go by very fast. Milan is standing there next to her lawyer, or what goes for a lawyer in that country.

The judge brings down his gavel. "I herby find you guilty of drug possession. I sentence you to be restrained to a punishment bench and receive 8 cuts of a razor strap on your backside."

Milan panics and runs for it. She only makes it to the court room door. Where two of the biggest security police she's ever seen grab her. They drag her back to the front of the court. The judge slams his gavel down on the desk again. "Young lady, for trying to escape I sentence you to an additional 8 cuts of the razor strap. That will be 16, you sentence will be carried out tomorrow morning at 10 in the am."

She looks at her lawyer. "!6, what does he mean. He can't. I have my rights."

Her lawyer looks at her. "The judge has found you guilty, just be glad that you weren't sentenced to death. That's the usual sentence for drug possession in this country."

As Milan Carlton is being dragged out of the court by the two security police, she begins to cry. "Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo."

Milan spends a very restless night in her cell. She doesn't want to be beaten with a strap. She continues to cry during the night.

The next morning after she's had a piss poor breakfast. Those same two security police come for her. They’re also a third policeman with them. This one is an office. The security police office says to Milan. "Okay my dear. Stand up."

She is lying on her cot, on her back. She gets up and he puts some handcuffs on her. They then le
ad her down a long corridor and out into the police stations yard. There is a punishment bench in the center of the yard. The yard is surrounded by a 15 foot high chain link fence, topped with barbed wire.

There are hundreds of people standing around outside the fence. They're there to watch the show. Many of them have cameras and video tape her beating.

When Milan sees the punishment bench is tries to run for it again. The two security policemen drag her over to the bench. Their officer removes her handcuffs. As the two officers take her over to the punishment bench she struggles. "No wait, please. I'm sorry I did it. I won't do it again."

As the two police hold onto her and stop her from running, the officer secures her hands to the top corners of the bench. The bench is nine feet tall and leans against a poll 20 feet tall. Her wrists are secured to the bench and she is dangling there with her toes barely touching the ground.

the back of her prison uniform is undone and spread apart to reveal her bare backside. Nice, firm and lily white. Shining in the sun. "No please, not on the bear. The judge didn't say it would be on the bare."

As the security police office reaches for the razor strap that hangs on the side of the bench, Milan pees herself. "NOOOOOO." She starts to struggle, hoping to free herself.

He steps back, raises the strap above his head and brings it down on poor Milan's bare backside. Crack. For the first two seconds there is no other sound but the strap making contact with her backside.. Then all hell breaks loose. She screams as the pain runs down her legs.

"EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO."

As she was beaten with that razor strap she almost lost her mind. The pain would shoot through her body and every muscle in her body would convulse. She had never imagined that that kind of pain was possible. She screamed her head off and almost passed out. She wanted to pass out so very much, but god just wouldn't let her.

Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO." Crack "EEEEEIIIIIOOOOO."

As the security police officer stopped at beating at the 16 cuts of the razor strap that the judge had ordered the crowd erupted into exuberant applause and cheers.

Milan was crying her eyes out. "Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo."

Her prison uniform was done up at the back and she was carried back to the prison infirmary. Where a doctor treated her backside. He relieved the pain with a needle in her ass. She stayed in the prison infirmary until the next day when she flew home on her private jet.

By the time she was home videos of her beating had surfaced on both television and the internet. When the gossip show DirtNow show it, the number of viewers was astounding, it got an 83 share, with 133 million viewers. More than any other show in television history. Even the final episode of MASH only got as 60.2 share. On the Internet, within 24 hours of uploading it, over 100 million viewers have viewed it.

Milan vowed to get revenge on that Bastard judge and she hired two of the best private eyes in the world to get something on him and within six months, they had found out he was having an affair with a foreign woman and was a local kingpin in the countries drug cartel.

The judge’s punishment was being forced to step down as a judge. Even though he had done more wrong that Milan had. The countries courts where quite corrupt in that matter. If it wasn't for the oil, the country would probably have been ostracized. But the United States needed there oil, so nothing was done to the country or the judge.

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