Saturday, November 8, 2008

Lex Luther Has Some Fun

Lex Luther had broken out of prison. He had been there primarily because Supergirl had caught him robbing a museum. Superman wasn't on earth at that time, as he was flying to Mars. American Astronauts had been stranded there and he had to fly them rocket fuel and oxygen, so that they wouldn't die.

In his secret hideout below the Daily Planet Newspaper, he had decided that the only way to get Supergirl is first to teach her a lesson, as one might a child, than to kill her. He would enjoy killing her for capturing him and ruining his plans for world domination. The spanking he would give her was for his own satisfaction.

Lois Lane Kent receives a telephone call from one of Lex's henchmen. Lois Lane has married Clark Kent. No one knows that he's Superman, except for Lois and Supergirl.

Ring. Ring. Ring.

Lois Lane: "Hello" Lois answers her telephone at the Daily Planet.

Lex's Henchman: "Hello Mrs. Kent. This is someone you don't know. I'm telling you that Lex Luther is in a secret Lair below the Daily Planet and he is going to blow up the Daily Planet Building."

Lois Lane: "Who is this?" There is no answer. "Hello. Who is this?"

Click. The line goes dead. She hangs up the telephone. Knowing that her beloved husband is away, flying to mars. Lois does the next best thing. She contacts Supergirl.

Supergirl flies into the Daily Plant building. She lands at the feet of Lois Lane. "Hello Lois. You sent for me."

Lois looks up from her desk, where she is sitting. "Yes. I just got word that Lex Luther is in a secret hideout in the basement under this building and he intends to blow up the Daily Planet building.

Supergirl looks down through the buildings floors with her ex-ray eyes. She cannot see anything. There appears to be a barrier in the way. "I think you're right Lois. There's a lead shield just under this building. It must house Lex Luther's headquarters."

Supergirl races at supersonic speed down to Lex's hideout. She goes in and behind her the door closes automatically. There stands Lex Luther. "Well Lex. It seems I have you again."

Lex laughs. "Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I think not Supergirl." He then lifts a paddle out of a lead lined bag. Supergirl begins to get weak. She runs at Lex and bounces off his chest.

Slowly getting up off the floor, Supergirl staggers forward. "What's wrong with me? How have you taken my strength? He is clasping the paddle in his hands. "This paddle Supergirl is made out of impure Kryptonite. It won't kill you, just make you week. I intend to spank you with this."

Supergirl turns and tries to run at top speed, but can't. She falls to the ground. Lex walks over to her and picks her up off the ground. Pulling her over to a chair, Supergirl protests. "No, no, get your hands off of me."

He sits down and over his knee Supergirl goes. Normal she wouldn't allow such a travesty to happen. She'd be able to stop it, but with that kryptonite paddle she can't stop it. Her strength has deserted her. She's like any normal earth woman. She vulnerable to anything, not only what Lex Luther is about to do to her, but what anyone wants to do to her.

Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch. Oh my god, stop this." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch. Stop, it hurts. It hurts." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch."

Lex does stop the spanking for a second. "Supergirl, it's supposed to hurt. I'm going to make you pay for all the time that you and that insufferable cousin of yours have put me in prison. I'll make you pay for Superman's interferences.

Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch. No. No. No." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch."

Lex is turning Supergirl's backside to a bright red in color. Before he's through he's going to turn it every shade of black and blue there is.

Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch. Noooooo."

Supergirl is in more pain than she could ever be in, in her entire life. The pain is shooting through her ass. She is blubbering like an earth child who is being spanked by a parent.

"Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo,"

Superman, who is now on Mars can hear his cousins screams. He is attuned to her voice. But being so far away, there is nothing he can do.

Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch." Crack. "Yeeeeeeowch."

Than it happens. Lex Luther feels a pain in his right shoulder. He drops the paddle and there stands Lois Lane. She has managed to get into the hideout. Supergirl falls to the floor, as does Lex. Lois runs to Supergirl and sees what’s transpired. She puts the paddle into the lead lined bag. Supergirl manages to crawl out of the led walled hideout. She's taken away by paramedics. The police rush in and arrest Lex Luther.

Supergirl manages a full recovery. Here super strength soon returns to her.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Luthor did indeed use a cane on - not Supergirl but - Lois Lane, in The World of Metropolis, part 3.