Thursday, October 16, 2008

Improper Use Of Spell Checker

Harry Weekman Sr. was a hard taskmaster. His secretary, Jane King, knew that if she made any errors, she might be punished. Punishment usually meant going over Mr. Weekman's knee, like a spoiled child.

Harry pushed down the button on his intercom. "Miss King, would you kindly come into my office, I need to have a word with you."

Jane pushed down her intercom button. "Yes sir, I'll be right in."

When Jane entered Harry's office, he was sitting behind his desk reading a letter. He looked up at her, he didn't look too please. She knew what that meant. She brushed her hand over the back of her dress and sat down. "Mr. Weekman, what seems to be the problem?"

He handed the letter to her. "Would you please have a look at this please."

She reached out for it and began to read it. It was the letter to the Makepiece Widget company that she had typed for him the previous week. Basically it stated that they wanted 50 thousand widgets to be delivered within one month. When she was through reading it she put it back down on his desk.

He then handed her another letter. This one from the Makepiece Widget company. It said that they couldn't possible make 50 thousand widgets in a month. As Mr. Weekman knew, their capacity was for 5 thousand widgets a month.

She put the letter down on top of the first one. "Do you see the problem Miss King. For some reason you typed 50 instead of 5. This makes me and my company look the right fool."

She shifted in her chair. She knew that shifting in her chair would probably be a luxury once Mr. Weekman was through with her. "But I checked it with spell checker. It shouldn't have said everything was correct when it wasn't."

Harry shakes his head back and forth. "Miss King, the spell checker isn't clairvoyant. It reads fifty and thinks you mean 50, not 5. Now Miss King, I have manage to correct this error with Mr. Makepiece over the phone. But it made me look the fool and I've decided that you need a little correction. And you know what that means."

He stands up and pulls his chair out from behind his desk. She immediately stands and puts her hand over her backside. "My Weekman, it was only a small typo."

He sits down in his chair and waves his arm, indicating that she is to come over to him. She stands there. Tears forming in her eyes. "Miss King. over my knee, or do you want to simply loose your job."

She shakes her head no and walks over to him. "Okay Miss King, up with the dress."

She reluctantly starts to raise her dress above her hips. "Mr Weekman, you truly shouldn't do this."

He pats his knee. "Miss King, you know better than that. Now over my knee. Or I could just call personnel and have you terminated."

Before she lays over his knee she looks at the door. "Mr. Weekman, couldn't we please close the door. People may hear it."

"No, now over my knee woman."

She knows that she's paid quite well and wouldn't be able to get any job half as good as the one she presently has. So with her dress raised, she lays over her bosses knee. He clamps his left arm over her waist and without waiting begins her spanking.

Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO. Oh my. Oh no." Swat. "OOOOOO."

As Harry begins her spanking, she's glad that she is wearing her panties. It would truly be awful if she also had to lower them.

Swat. "OOOOOO. Please sir, people are watching." Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO."

As Harry spanks Jane, his private secretary, he looks up at the door. There stands Henriette and Gloria. Gloria is new and is blushing. "Oh my." She says to Henriette.

Henriette looks at her. "That's nothing! - You should see what Junior does when you mess up dictation."

Gloria puts her hand over her own backside, as she's Harry Weekman Jr's. secretary. She has messed up yet. But definitely wouldn't want to go through what Jane is going through at that moment.

Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO."

Once Harry is through spanking Jane, he lets her up. And she immediately puts her dress down. She sniffling from the spanking. She walks over to Gloria and Henriette. They start to take her down to the ladies room. When Harry Weekman Jr. comes out of his office. He is holding a piece of paper in his hand. "Gloria, come into my office. This letter is just atrocious. Thank god I read it before it was sent out."

Gloria stops in her tracks and looks at the letter than down the hall to the office they had just come from. Her hand goes over her own backside. Henriette takes Jane down to the ladies room. Behind her she hears Jane exclaim. "Oh my. Mr. Weekman, it's only one word spelled wrong. No oh my god no. I'm much to old for that."

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