Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Acrobat's Wife

Jacques Martaine was an acrobat with the Turner Circus, he was sitting with his wife Genvieve. "Sweetie are you going into town today."

She shook his head. "Yes, we need a new frying pan and I thought I'd get one."

As she ate her piece of toast. "What are you going to do?"

He stood up, finished with his breakfast. "I've got a new routine to practice on the high wire. I'll be in the main tent most of the morning."

Off he went to the main tent, to practice his newest routine. She finished breakfast and went into town and bought a number of things, including that frying pan.

After Jacques was through with his practice, he climbed down off the high wire. His act involved walking the high wire and he was partnered with his three brothers. He was walking across the compound of the circus, when he heard his wife's voice. "Oh no, no Pierre, deeper."

Thinking she might be in trouble, he entered the elephant trainers wagon and there was his wife sitting astride of the elephant training, getting her brains fucked out. "GENVIEVE." He yells.

Pierre loos up and spies Jacques. He jumps up and knocks him aside, as he runs for the hill, out of his wagon. Genvieve tries to get by her husband, but is blocked. He grabs her by the arm. "Jacques, your hurting me. What are you going to do to me?"

He pulls her over to the bed. "I should kill you, then hunt down that bastard Pierre and throw him under his elephants. But I still love you. No matter you would let that animal have his way with you."

He sits down on the bed and turns her over his knee. It's at this point that Genvieve realizes what her husbands going to do to her. "No, Jacques, not a spanking. I'm truly sorry."

He lifts up the back of her dress and sees immediately that she has no parties on. He then begins to tan her bare ass.

Crack. "OOOOOO." Crack. "OOOOOO. Oh Jacques, please stop this. I'll be good. I truly will." Crack. "OOOOOO." Crack. "OOOOOO."

Genvieve starts to giggle at this point, screaming after each swat, but giggling between. He then realises that a simple spanking isn't doing his wife one bit of good.

Crack. "OOOOOO." Crack. "OOOOOO." Crack. "OOOOOO." Crack. "OOOOOO." Crack. "OOOOOO." Crack. "OOOOOO."

Jacques stops spanking his wife. Then he realizes what he is going to do to teach her a valuable lesson. He remembers Harold Kent, the inventor of the circus. He has a spanking machine in the sideshow. He always asks for volunteer's and not one of the townies ever obliges him. Genvieve will be a volunteer whether she wants to or not.

Jacques then drags his wife over to see Harold and he tells him what she did and what she's about to do. Genvieve doesn't know what horrors she's about to go through. Harold moves the spanking machine into a private area and then Jacques strips his wife and puts her into this spanking machine. She screams blood murder as he does.

Harold than makes up a sign, for 3 dollars anyone can see a woman getting her ass tanned in the machine. No children allowed the sign says.

At showtime, Harold turns on the machine, setting it for one swat every minute. Then the people come in for five minutes at a time. Then ten minutes latter another group enters.

As the spanking machine does it work, Genvieve screams bloody murder.

In the crowd comes.

Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch."

In the crowd comes.

Out the twenty people go

Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch."

In the crowd comes.

Out the twenty people go.

Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch."

In the crowd comes.

Out the twenty people go.

Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch."

In the crowd comes.

Out the twenty people go.

Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch."

In the crowd comes.

Out the twenty people go.

Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch." Swat. "Yeeeeeeowch."

This goes on all evening. Genvieve almost losses her mind, as she gets her fanny tanned by that machine. She screams out, but non of the paying customers does a thing. They all think it's part of the act.

That night as Genvieve lays on her stomach in her and her husbands wagon, she balls her eyes out.

"Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo."

As Jacques applies some suave to his wife's backside, she makes the most earnest proposes. "I'll never, ever cheat on you again Jacques."

"Never, Never, Never."

"Good my dear, for if you do I'll give you to Harold and his spanking machine for a week." Genvieve lays there as her man sooths her raw backside. She finds out latter that Jacques had caught that bastard Pierre and he spent an evening getting his ass tanned in the god awful spanking machine.

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