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Friday, September 26, 2008
Cinema Friday - Reba (2001-2007)
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The episode with the swat of Reba McEntire swatting Melissa Peterman happened in the episode titled Parenting With Puppets. It is episode number 102 and was in season 5, episode 12. It first aired on Jan 20 2006.
Little Henry (Jon Paul DeFabry) is becoming quite a handful. When Barbara Jean (Melissa Peterman) brings him over for Reba (Reba McEntire) to watch, Reba ends up yelling at him, which angers Barbara Jean who takes him home. Later she brings him back and uses a puppet to tell him how to behave. He leaves the room and soon after Barbara Jean and Reba hear something breaking. They walk into the living room to find Jake (Mitch Holleman) and Henry standing over a broken lamp.
Jake tells Reba that Henry broke the lamp. Barbara Jean insists he will be disciplined, but her disciplining leaves a lot to be desired for Reba. Reba ends up spanking someone, and it isn't Henry! Reba swats Barbara Jean on the backside, with her hand twice.
Again Barbara Jean and Henry leave in a huff. Meanwhile, Brock (Christopher Rich) and Van (Steve Howey) are out having "guy time." Instead of the usually manly stuff like bowling or dwarf tossing, they have opted for a day at the spa -- only they are mistaken for a gay couple.
Later Cheyenne (Joanna Garcia) finds out that Jake really broke the lamp and tells Reba. Reba must then apologize to Barbara Jean. Surprisingly, she doesn't react in the way Reba expects, and she confesses that Henry is a little devil, and he's done much other damage at Reba's that they've blamed on Van.
The two mothers have a good cry over how hard parenting can be. The episode ends with Reba and Barbara Jean settling the score. Barbara Jean pays for all the damage Henry has done, and Reba thinks that makes them even, but there's one little thing she has forgotten, that being the spanking that she gave to Barbara Jean.
Reba is standing by the door. "I'll give you to the count of three. One."
She starts to walk over to Barbara Jean. "Reba, we need to take about this." "Two."
Reba is now standing next to Barbara Jean. "Reba, I'm not a child."
"Three." Reba swats Barbara Jean across the back of her dress.
Barbara Jean Stiffens, after getting swatted on the backside. She ponders what Reba just did to her. "Did you just spank me?"
Swat, Reba swats Barbara Jean a second time. She points at Barbara Jean. "That's for talking back."
Barbara Jean holds her hands up in front of herself. "Okay. Where out of her."
Reba shakes her head yes. "That's the idea. But not until I'm finished with you."
Reba goes into the kitchen and opens a drawer, taking out a large wooden spatula. "What are you going to do with that?"
Reba walks over to Barbara Jean. "What do you think?"
Barbara Jean shakes her head no. "Oh no. I won't let you."
"You aren't going to have any say in the matter."
She then pulls Barbara Jean over to a chair, sits down and turns the protesting Barbara Jean over her knee. "Reba, no, wait. I'm to old for this. You don't have the right. Your not Brock."
"I don't care about what that man does or doesn't do to you."
Crack. "Yeeeeeeow." Crack. "Yeeeeeeow. Oh my, Reba stop this. I don't like it one bit." Crack. "Yeeeeeeow." Crack. "Yeeeeeeow."
"Your not supposed to Barbara Jean. In this house, this is how we punish disobedient children."
Crack. "Yeeeeeeow." Crack. "Yeeeeeeow. I'm not a child. let me up." Crack. "Yeeeeeeow."
"You act like a child, by not punishing Little Henry when he needs it, than I'll punish you instead."
Crack. "Yeeeeeeow." Crack. "Yeeeeeeow." Crack. "Yeeeeeeow."
Reba releases Barbara Jean and she gets up running from the room, crying.
Reba is dusting the living room furniture, when Babara Jean enters through the kitchen door. "Reba, we've got to talk."
Reba stops dusting. "Talk about what Barbara Jean, another spanking."
"Yes, I mean no. Not to me." Reba looks at her quizzically.
"Reba if I could I'd give you just what you did to me this morning. I'd Spanking you." Reba shakes her head back and forth.
Reba walks over to Barbara Jean. "Well it's a good thing for me that you can't."
"Yes, that may be so." Barbara Jean looks into the kitchen. "Brock."
Out steps Brock, Barbara Jeans Husband and Reba's ex. He rolls up his sleeve. "Reba, what you did to Barbara Jean was unacceptable. You had no right to spank her."
Reba steps back a few steps. "Yes but she needed it."
"But not from you." He steps forward and grabs Reba by the arm. Pulling her over to the very same chair that Reba had spanked Barbara Jean in that morning.
"Brock, just what do you think your doing?" He sits down. Pulling her over his knee.
Lifting her dress and pulling down her panties. "I'm going to give you just what you gave Barbara Jean this morning."
"No wait, where not married you can't." She puts her hand back over her ass, palm side out.
Brock grabs her wrist and moves it aside. Clamping his arm over Reba's waist.
Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO. Brock, you stop this, this second." Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO. No. No. No. Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO."
Barbara Jean is standing there watching and smiling. "Harder honey, she spanked me with a spatula, not her hand."
Brock looks up to his wife. "Hush up honey, or I'll give you another spanking with that spatula."
Barbara Jean puts her hand over her own backside. She doesn't say another word. Reba on the other hand screams her lungs out, at the pain and humiliation of being spanked by her ex.
At this point in walk Van and Cheyenne. Van stops dead in his tracks. "Mr. H, go for it."
Cheyenne is aghast. "Daddy, what are you doing?"
Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO." Swat. "OOOOOO."
Once the spanking is over, Reba is let up and runs up the stairs. Brock and Barbara Jean leave. Van looks at Cheyenne. Cheyenne says. "Don't even think of it, or you'll never get any of my money maker again.