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Marcy Brainbridge has had her new robot, Hildagard, for just over two years. It was expensive, but well worth the expense. Marcy and her husband Bob have had to save and scrap for 10 years in order to buy Hildagard. But they finally got her.
Hildagard is a domestic servant robot. Bob had teased his wife about maybe he'd get a sex robot instead of the domestic type. But she'd have non of that. Bob wasn't to even think of such a thing. So they got the domestic model.
The robots have only one thing about them that you, as the owner must do. They run entirely off coffee. So once a day you must let them drink all the coffee that they want. That's usually quite a lot. So Marcy went the cheep route. She got the cheapest coffee she could.
Hildagard has been drinking this cheap coffee for the two years she's been activated. She didn't know that they where giving her coffee made out of the cheapest material around. It wasn't even real coffee, it was a spray dried/agglomerated soluble coffee product. Made of who knows what.
Well when Hildagard found out that they weren't using the best coffee, Sanka. She went ballistic. She turned March over her knee and spanked her. Her three laws of robotics just went ballistic. She knew that the three laws of robotics are:
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
But since she was there to help Marcy it was imperative that she get the best coffee and if it meant that Marcy got hurt by a spanking in order to teach her that Hildagard had to have the best coffee, than under her three laws it was best to spank Marcy. It would be like a robot spanking a child they where in charge of. In the end it was for the child's own good. So the robot could spank a child. Well so was this spanking in the end, for Marcy's own good.
So Hildagard spanked her. She turned Marcy over her knee, lifted the back of her dress and lowered her panties. No matter how much Marcy protested or ordered, Hildagard still spanked her. Marcy's backside was turned from the lilly white it was to a deep red. Marcy screamed, begged, threaten and finally did the only thing that she could. Promised to go right out and get the Sanka coffee that Hildagard needed.
When Marcy told Bob what had happened, Bob told her that it was her own fault. If he had known it wasn't Sanka coffee she was getting for Hildagard, he'd have spanked her himself.
5 years ago